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No Control

Forget about 1D. No Control is a quintessential Bad Religion album, and you should listen to it. This album contains some of Bad Religions best hits to this day. Live staples such as 'You', and 'No Control.' If you wanna get into punk, No Control is an excellent album to start with.
Person 1: "What's your favorite Bad Religion album?"

Person 2: "No Control, bitch!"
by Dexterboiii September 14, 2021
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Controlled Chaos

When shit is going on that appears to be completely and utterly cluster-fucked and without reason but for a few people things are under control.
Example one

The Usual Suspects "Keyser Söze" Controlled Chaos to his advantage.

Example two

Bob: "Holy shit! A plane just hit that building!"

Priest: "Its God's will that 2,973 people died."

Bob: "So its also God's will for you to touch boys?"

Priest: "Its not called the second coming of Jesus for no reason."

Bob: "...where do you buy your pot from?"

Priest: " Praise be unto the lord, he giveth and he taketh away!"
by Kie D. K. January 25, 2010
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controller drifting

the act of playing a video game such as minecraft and walking off the edge and dying to the void
walking of the edge of the map in minecraft because of controller drifting
by .Goated. May 30, 2021
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the controls

when a girl has 2 pig tails in the back of her head so a guy can when riding her has control
guy 1: she had the controls that helped me get all in that

guy 2 : thats bad ass
by caution333 December 20, 2008
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boner control

An action or mental tactic used to suppress a raging erection: most commonly used to prolong intercourse, or hide a boner in public.
As I lay next to Lori, exhausted and carefree, I reluctantly shared the secret to my long lasting lovemaking: the haunting image of Sheila running down the high school halls; her hands cupped behind her pants, her face contorted in helpless submission, her frizzled hair dewey with perspiration, her animal-like wild shrieking, and her frantic and fervid, yet continually unsuccessful attempts to find a bathroom before tragedy struck: yes, you could make a strong case I had more boner control than everyone besides Matthew Broderick.
by nate doggy dizz April 4, 2012
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Guilt Control

When someone uses guilt to try to control your behavior. Often seen in religion, politics and social media.
"I am not liking that Facebook post. They're just using guilt control to get you to annoy all your friends and family."
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A sample Facebook post using guilt control:

Like this definition if you have a heart. Ignore it if you hate god and love to watch puppies slowly drown. Don't let god and the puppies down. Or are you too chicken and faithless to like this? You're probably Unpatriotic too if you ignore this and move on to your frivolous life of frivolous things. See how many jerks do nothing while the patriotic, faithful, good people press 'like' to show the evil, godless anti-Americans what they really stand for. Stand up and like this now or sit down and let the world crumble in filth and despair.
by Butter Than Ever April 11, 2013
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worker control

The term usually used to describe a business etc that is under the democratic control and management of the people who work their, that commonly have a practice of sharing the profit. Another common and famous phrase is by Karl Mark and Frederick Engels to describe such a situation is, 'Worker control of the means of production'.

Worker control is often advocated by people from center-left to left wing such as Socialist, Communist, Anarchists, Marxists, Christian Left and even some Social Democrats.

Note: Liberals are centrists and not to be confused with State Socialist to Stalinist's who advocate for state control instead of workers
Worker 1: "Man I hate my job so much, I feel like I don't have any power their or a lot of control over my life, what about you?"

Worker 2: "Well my company is worker controlled, so I have a say in all the stuff we do with the company, we even have a meeting tomorrow to find out if we should switch one of the materials that we use to something more safe."
by NotBad97 October 17, 2015
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