Air Traffic Control

Quite possibly the most important job in ensuring safety across the world. Making sure dumb ass pilots do not hit each other and making sure that passnengers can arrive on time regardless of what the pilots try to do to mess it up.

Wow, thanks to my great air traffic control skill, I helped 10,000 people take off and land safely and on time today.

by dash123 March 26, 2005

banana eating contest

U.S. Navy slang; Game in which many promiscuous women give multiple men blowjobs.

After a fabulous show, the bassist asked the audience if any ladies want to have a banana eating contest backstage.

by Natalija July 22, 2007

birth control

Screaming or crying children that kill any desire for sex for those that hear their earpiercing shrieks.

Do you hear that screaming baby? That's the sound of birth control.

by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008

controversial

Adjective. A statement or general idea inciting or actively provoking argument between the arrogant and the idiotic; one of those few instances in which the arrogant have the ability to take the moral high ground.

...Though not often.

Bob: I'm a Satan-worshipping, homosexual, cross-dressing Barbara Streisand impersonator who lives in a Republican state.
Dave: Wow. How controversial.

by Brian the Goldfish March 14, 2005

contacts

1)*predominant usage of the word* Contact lenses, AKA small pieces of plastic (which these days are usually pretty soft, as compared to the older, stiffer "hard" contacts) which are basically stuck on your eyeball as a replacement for glasses. They have grown in popularity in the last several years, to the point where many people have them because they
a)find them better than glasses
or b)think they'll look cooler without their glasses.
Watching people put in contacts is rather gross, and some people will tell you they hurt a lot or aren't worth all the trouble they cause. But many others love having contacts and would never go back to wearing glasses.
2) people you contact for information (similar to sources)

1) My friend just got contacts cause he was sick of his glasses.
2) My contacts within the agency told me that the president was planning to unleash a new program soon.

by andriod5 September 20, 2005

whispering eye contact

lesbian sex, scissoring

Lesbian: I made whispering eye contact with that hot girl in accounting

by huey197 March 29, 2010

continuation poo

when, in the middle of pooping, you think you are done but end up having to go again 10 minutes later.

people asked if i was sick or something when i went to the bathroom 3 times in a row, but it was really just a continuation poo

by hauntedfox March 3, 2009