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computer potato

A computer potato is one who downloads media through file sharing networks such as bit-torrent and spends much of their time watching shows obtained. The type of media could range from movies to anime to japanese drama episodes.
Dude, that guy stays in his room and watches shows on his computer all day long. He's such a computer potato!
by francilloscope September 7, 2005
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morning commute

When you walk of shame so often, it becomes routine.
Matt: Have fun on your walk of shame!

Anna: Are you kidding me? This is my morning commute
by Erk1 May 15, 2014
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commutersynch

Inflected Form(s): commutersynched, commutersynching
1. a situation in which a person or persons in an adjacent vehicle is singing along to the song playing in your vehicle
2. an attempt to find the song that a person or persons is singing in an adjacent vehicle
"Dude, I was totally commutersynched on my way home from work today."

"That guy is belting it out- let's try and commutersynch him."
by MonKeye October 26, 2011
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Computeritous

A disease discovered by Darren Walsh where his subject Lee Nolan couldn’t stop playing computer games. He named it computeritous.
Lee Nolan and his Playstation. Lee has gone through 12 Playstations an 9 Playstation2. One set on fire after 67 hours play.
by Dr Vonbarren February 20, 2003
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computerphobic

A computerphobic is a person below a stonager on the computer competence rating scale. They are mortified that they might push the wrong "button" and blow a smoke ring.
My brother is a total computerphobic. He thinks that if you go on the internet, you become deluged with a boatload of spamporn.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
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Computer around

1: To mess around on the computer
2: To allow friend to sign onto social network sites/ play with google or other entertaining sites as to be a good host/ess.
Susan: "Here Hannah computer around, I need to clean my room"

Hannah: "I don't think there is such a thing as to "computer around"..."
Susan: "Well now there is."
by eyyyou October 25, 2010
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Computerroids

Hemorrhoids, which is painful swelling in the rectum, that one develops when sitting at the computer for prolonged periods of time.
He was unable to complete his assignment due to his computerroids.
by Dr.Zulu December 30, 2011
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