Colored spade is a song from the 1968 Broadway play, Hair. The song contains multiple ethnic slurs towards African Americans. (EX: Uncle Tom, pickaninny) Also some creative and funny ones. (EX: Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Shoeshine boy) The song is about the things one of the characters in Hair, Hud Johnson, has been called as a black man. Despite the lyrics, Colored Spade is a fire funk song.
I'm a colored spade, a nigra, a black nigger, a jungle bunny, Jigaboo, coon, Pickaninny, mau mau,
Uncle Tom, Aunt Jemima, Little Black Sambo, Cotton pickin', Swamp guinea, Junk man, Shoeshine boy,
Elevator operator, Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Slave voodoo, zombie Ubangi lipped,
Flat nose, tap dancin', Resident of Harlem
And president of The United States of Love
President of The United States of Love
shit
You invite this man to dinner
You're gonna have to feed him
Watermelon, hominy grits, An' shortnin' bread
Alligator ribs,
and pig tails,
Some Black Eyed Peas,
Some chitlins,
Some collard greens
And if you don't watch out, The boogie man will get you
Boo!
Uncle Tom, Aunt Jemima, Little Black Sambo, Cotton pickin', Swamp guinea, Junk man, Shoeshine boy,
Elevator operator, Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Slave voodoo, zombie Ubangi lipped,
Flat nose, tap dancin', Resident of Harlem
And president of The United States of Love
President of The United States of Love
shit
You invite this man to dinner
You're gonna have to feed him
Watermelon, hominy grits, An' shortnin' bread
Alligator ribs,
and pig tails,
Some Black Eyed Peas,
Some chitlins,
Some collard greens
And if you don't watch out, The boogie man will get you
Boo!
by D20Dicing May 19, 2023
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Yellow is the freakin color man. raini rodriguez, THE skinny legend, wears yellow all day. if you’re kooky, you wear yellow. you say “yellow is the color” when you’re feeling a little bit of VAAANNJIEE inside of you.
“omg did you hear yonces new album!” “yeah! but she could never bc yellow is the color on raini. VANJIE
by miss VANJIEEEE June 10, 2018
by Muyiwa Odedina March 05, 2023
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025
Black Man 1 - "I don't date Black women as I have a preference for white women"
Black Man 2 - So you NEVER date Black women?
Black Man 1 - "No I only date white women"
Black Man 2 - "Then that's not a preference. A preference means preferring one choice over another choice and being willing to explore either option"
Black Man 1 - "Man, whatever..."
Black Man 2 - ""What you SHOULD say if you only date women of no color - that's more accurate"
Black Man 1 - "But they do have color !"
Black Man 2 - "No they don't".
Black Man 2 - So you NEVER date Black women?
Black Man 1 - "No I only date white women"
Black Man 2 - "Then that's not a preference. A preference means preferring one choice over another choice and being willing to explore either option"
Black Man 1 - "Man, whatever..."
Black Man 2 - ""What you SHOULD say if you only date women of no color - that's more accurate"
Black Man 1 - "But they do have color !"
Black Man 2 - "No they don't".
by Afrodyty July 16, 2022