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Christian porn

An elusive genre of pornography deemed non-sinful by some slightly less repressed Christian sects on account of it shows actual Christian married couples portraying the parts of actual Christian married couples engaging in the limited set of Bible-approved reproductive sexual activities, for the purpose of providing instruction to purchasers, also supposedly actual Christian married couples. Christian porn films are made under very strict guidelines, and are not to be found at the local pornorama, where they might fall into the hands of masturbating heathens.
I tried to get hold of of some Christian porn, but they wouldn't give me any cause I'm not married. Or Christian. So fuck them.
by pandeism October 1, 2010
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christian cage

Pro wrestler formerly known as Christian in the WWE. Left for TNA after repeatedly being screwed over by WWE management despite repeatedly proving himself. He will help lead a revolution that will bring TNA past the WWE one day. His finisher is still the unprettier and he promises to become NWA champion and beat Jarret
guy: hey, is that Christian im looking at on TNA?
girl: yeah, but now hes called Christian Cage
by T-Rev in the house November 18, 2005
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Christian Siriano

The ferice winner of Project Runway season 4.
With his attitude & spunk Christian is easily loved.

FEROCH.
HOT TRANNY MESS.
FEIRCE.

:)

'she was probably one of the fericest people i know.
that's saying a lot cause i met some feirce bitches up in my life'
that Christian Siriano...one hot feirce bitch.
by mclaura March 11, 2008
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Christian Loophole

When two Christian kids have anal sex because it technically isn't really "sex"
me and josh Christian loopholed after class.
by Goofiest goof in the history September 9, 2016
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Christian Fro

The fro that resides on the head of a Christian. Often confused with a Jew Fro.
Guy 1: I hate that kid with the Jew Fro he hates Jesus.

Guy 2: Naw dude that's a Christian Fro, he's loves Jesus!
by Cfol11 January 30, 2016
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Christian Allister

Christian Allister is the hottest man to live. He is incredibly sexy, smart and he READS about stars. He is a dominant green god and he has the hottest abs to exist. If you think Christian Allister is not hot, seek professional help.
by iamsoinlovewithchristian October 30, 2021
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pseudo-Christianity

The practice of professing to be Christian or otherwise a member of the Christian faith but violating or doing the exact opposite of the fundamental rules; the practice of being a pseudo-Christian; an unfaithful unbeliever
It is supposedly a Christian nation, but at the same time we make a stand against bullying and atheism, when we should be making a stand against pseudo-Christianity
by user13357 November 2, 2013
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