An elusive genre of pornography deemed non-sinful by some slightly less repressed Christian sects on account of it shows actual Christian married couples portraying the parts of actual Christian married couples engaging in the limited set of Bible-approved reproductive sexual activities, for the purpose of providing instruction to purchasers, also supposedly actual Christian married couples. Christian porn films are made under very strict guidelines, and are not to be found at the local pornorama, where they might fall into the hands of masturbating heathens.
I tried to get hold of of some Christian porn, but they wouldn't give me any cause I'm not married. Or Christian. So fuck them.
by pandeism October 1, 2010
Get the Christian pornmug. Pro wrestler formerly known as Christian in the WWE. Left for TNA after repeatedly being screwed over by WWE management despite repeatedly proving himself. He will help lead a revolution that will bring TNA past the WWE one day. His finisher is still the unprettier and he promises to become NWA champion and beat Jarret
by T-Rev in the house November 18, 2005
Get the christian cagemug. The ferice winner of Project Runway season 4.
With his attitude & spunk Christian is easily loved.
FEROCH.
HOT TRANNY MESS.
FEIRCE.
:)
'she was probably one of the fericest people i know.
that's saying a lot cause i met some feirce bitches up in my life'
With his attitude & spunk Christian is easily loved.
FEROCH.
HOT TRANNY MESS.
FEIRCE.
:)
'she was probably one of the fericest people i know.
that's saying a lot cause i met some feirce bitches up in my life'
by mclaura March 11, 2008
Get the Christian Sirianomug. by Goofiest goof in the history September 9, 2016
Get the Christian Loopholemug. Guy 1: I hate that kid with the Jew Fro he hates Jesus.
Guy 2: Naw dude that's a Christian Fro, he's loves Jesus!
Guy 2: Naw dude that's a Christian Fro, he's loves Jesus!
by Cfol11 January 30, 2016
Get the Christian Fromug. Christian Allister is the hottest man to live. He is incredibly sexy, smart and he READS about stars. He is a dominant green god and he has the hottest abs to exist. If you think Christian Allister is not hot, seek professional help.
by iamsoinlovewithchristian October 30, 2021
Get the Christian Allistermug. The practice of professing to be Christian or otherwise a member of the Christian faith but violating or doing the exact opposite of the fundamental rules; the practice of being a pseudo-Christian; an unfaithful unbeliever
It is supposedly a Christian nation, but at the same time we make a stand against bullying and atheism, when we should be making a stand against pseudo-Christianity
by user13357 November 2, 2013
Get the pseudo-Christianitymug.