hottest couple

when the most beautiful girl who every dude wants to fuck gets with the most handsome guy who every chick wants to fuck

Look at Skye and Chase they’re the hottest couple!

by blackrarity December 9, 2024

Power couple

They aren’t extras. They both like sushi. They’re baddies. They don’t steal each others thunder and don’t care what other people think.

Carny baby boy: who is our power couple at the school?

Wendy: Lucy and Andrew definitely

by m&n baddie audition December 17, 2024

french couple

when the man is shorter than the woman in the relationship

someone: oh she’s in a french couple!

by banananananna6926 December 28, 2024

Target Couple

They going raw.

“I saw Tom and Kate go to target together, you know what that means.. They’re that Target Couple..”

by livelaughsin January 9, 2025

A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

A Couple For Back Smacking

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Couple For Back Smacking

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Commonwealth Coupler

Where two obese members of the commonwealth hold each other tightly while hanging themselves to form a wrecking ball.

"John?"

"What's up Ed?"

"Lets do it..."

"You don't mean the Commonwealth Coupler...? do you?"

"Yes I do, it's time. Lets target the orphanage"

by BloodboundCentral January 31, 2025