Chocolate Vampire

1. A female that craves chocolates, chocolate cake, chocolate milk, or anything else that's chocolate because it's her time of the month.

2. Anybody that has a slightly obsessive affinity for chocolate regardless of gender or hormonal condition. For example, the kid from Hey Arnold.

Miranda: Hey, Jenny! Wanna get some strawberry shortcake?

Jenny: No! I want chocolate cake with chocolate chips and chocolate sauce.
Miranda: Damn, it's shark week isn't it?
Jenny: scarfing cake down No, it's freaking Chirstmas time!

Miranda: You are such a chocolate vampire! Give me my fork back you crazy--! Hey, put those back; they're gonna kick us out!
Jenny: roars with face covered in chocolate

by Plague Bringer July 21, 2019

Chocolate Dipping

When someone shits in someone’s mouth, and than dips their ballsack in the mouth.

Do you want to go Chocolate Dipping with me?

by Carterrg04 August 6, 2019

Chocolate smasher

A white girl that has low self esteem that goes for black guys in need for a relationship

Joe you see that white girl over there , which one billy the one in red with all the black guys, yes the one in the red joe that's called a chocolate smasher.

by Jerm the Jerm February 25, 2017

Chocolate Flashback

This is when a transsexual prostitute really needs to take a dump and she squats by a tree in a prime touristic location (e.g. l'Arc de Triumphe in Paris) and unloads a monster shit whilst smiling and smoking a cigarette, and doesn’t wipe or wash her hands after.

Person 1: WTF???!!! (calls friend)

Person 2: (answers the phone) whats up champ?
Person 1: T-bone, look out the window, theres a real chocolate flashback taking place!!
Person 2: Scrumptious!!!

by Champ Perkins September 29, 2011

Charlie Chocolate

The Charlie Chocolate is when the Man Cakes his dick in Chocolate Ice Magic And proceeds to penetrate the anus with the now well-coated dick. once it's set hard he then feeds it to his partner saying "I am Charlie Chocolate FEAST ON MY CHARLIE CHOC TOP"

"Beth forgot to Wipe her ass last night so I couldn't help myself from giving her a nice hot Charlie Chocolate"

by Krackers and Koolaid April 29, 2021

chocolate-neko

An op of CaffeineLounge, she has worked the chat since the room began. Often less abusive than most other operators, but actively enjoys the sport of kicking. Her name translates to "chocolate-cat", which earned her the nickname food-cat (administered by j2n4me and TheArcticBanana).

She has been mimiced in a #CaffeineLounge film starring TheBadassDevil. And she lives in Canada, in case you were curious.

<chocolate-neko> hai

by j2n4me March 6, 2005

Chocolate Quickie

The act of shitting in a sink while all the bathroom stalls are being occupied by someone(s) else.

"Did you hear Joey had to perform a Chocolate Quickie since all the stalls were taken up?"

by STlNE March 18, 2022