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the brutal cellmate

This is the ONLY sex act that the turd brains who submit disgusting sex acts to UD and are obviously virgin teenage boys with overactive imaginations,will ever experience. Should anyone ever attempt the ridiculous,impossible,violent or illegal sex moves submitted to Urban Dictionary,their future would certainly contain abundant,non-consenting,forceful,prison-style anal sex from a cellmate named Bubba.
My buddy tried the Cleveland Steamer on his wife.She had him arrested and now all he gets is the brutal cellmate.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
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Cellarborn

The name of an extremely good underground English rock band hailing from Winslow and nearby Nash in Buckinghamshire.
Person 1: Hey did u go to that jam night yesterday?? It was sweet!

Person 2: Yeah I heard about that... apparently Cellarborn stole the show!
by Icehawk121187 January 18, 2006
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dat dere celltech

One of the most annoying members on the forums of bodybuilding.com, he constantly complains about being a 19 year old virgin. His life consists of looking in the mirror at 1,000 angles, and failing at everything besides being gay. Also, he likes to make outrageous claims such as being able to gain 20 pounds of muscle or lose fat, however never does so. Also known as RIP Chuck.
DDCT: Guys today at GNC this 8 maybe 9 came in to talk to me and I got her number
Misc: Good luck
Misc: You suck homo fail
*Later on that evening*
DDCT: Guys I met up with her but was too scared to talk so I stared at the ground and she called me a freak
Misc: Rofl

Dat Dere Celltech is a epic failure homo
by BB.com Misc Section August 5, 2008
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cellularbation

The act of masturbation by setting your cell phone on vibrate and putting it down your pants and calling yourself.
Stefanie put her cell phone down her pants and told me to call it..."Oooh baby." Its cellularbation!
by Megyn September 29, 2005
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cellar rat

One who labors in the cellar (or barrel room) of a winery never seeing the light of day. Quite like a rat.
Dude 1: What you doin' for the summer?
Dude 2: Ah, I'm a cellar rat at Eola Hills Wine Cellars.
Dude 1: Sick! That place has the best Sunday Brunch in Oregon!
by huggs September 1, 2009
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Celliphone

"Let me leave you my celliphone number".
by scrags2012 September 9, 2009
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Vibrating Cellphone Syndrome

noun. When you feel that your cellphone is vibrating in your pocket or wherever it may be, you check to see if you got a text or phone call but it was a false alarm.

vice-versa as well: you don't feel anything vibrating, but then you check your phone after a while and find out that you got 548398 texts.
Me: yay! a text! i wonder who it's from!

*check cellphone* Ah shit! nothing? that's weird. I guess it's the vibrating cellphone syndrome.
by Mo-ez April 28, 2011
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