bats in the cave

A description a woman may use for being celibate or not having had sex in some time.

It's been so long since I had sex that I got bats in the cave.

by Dmented29 August 25, 2008

Cave

1. A nickname to describe a puny bitch.
2. Someone who thinks that they are huge and intimidating, but in fact are quite weak and non-muscular.
3. A person who barely leaves their room (cave) and lives in the dark like a Caveman.

Wow did you see John? He's a total cave, he never leaves his room!

by E2 Brothers March 6, 2009

Caveman

the act of picking up a female (either a piggy back or fireman's lift) and running somewhere to have sex, grunting and swinging a club or beer bottle while you do it.

Yeah, I'm gonna caveman her over to the bushes behind the car park and smash that pasty

by jmz_901 July 6, 2011

cave man

club a hoe out, drag her back to your cave, and have your way with her.

"Wow, Julie looked hot last night. Did she go home with you?"

"Yeah, but I had to give her the cave man. Close enough."

by StArCh DaWg November 6, 2007

Caveman Rufie

When a man doesn't have a date rape pill so he just knocks the girl out and takes her home anyway.

"Man, he was broke so he just threw a flying elbow and caveman rufie'd that hoe instead."

"I'm out of date rape, I'm gonna have to caveman rufie it tonight."

by CanadienNick December 29, 2007

Caveman Salad

To masturbate onto the pubic hair of a man or woman and the proceed to lick it up, as if it was dressing on a salad.

He likes it when she caveman salads and cleans up the mess.

by RCHNG February 9, 2009

Caveward

The word caveman put together with the Twilight character Edward.

A man acing protective of his woman.

I heard Edward hiss at the display of affection. I guess Caveward wasn't dead after all.

by FashionDesignPixie July 27, 2010