Capitalicommunism

A combination ideology of capitalism and communism.
Definition 2: Communist capitalism.
Definition 3: Capitalist communism.
Definition 4: a large amount of capitalist people in a communist country (like China)

Guy 1: are u capitalicommunist?
Guy 2: no i dont have capitalicommunism
(us and The Soviet Union anthem plays at the same time)

by >:) thingy (:< December 2, 2023

Capicola

Capicola - Capocollo aka Gabagool , made from the dry-cured muscle running from the neck to the 4th or 5th rib of the pork shoulder or neck. It is a whole-muscle , dry cured, typically sliced very thin. It is similar to the more widely known cured ham or prosciutto, because they are both pork-derived cold cuts used in similar dishes. It is not brined as ham typically is..

In layman's terms it's just a spicy Italian ham made

From the shoulder and lions of pigs .🐷

It goes great on a cold cut sub sandwich .

Tony soprano ate all the Capicola again.

by Blu_leef December 9, 2023

Capitalism

A fucked up system of government where rich people gets to break the law, and some how the american government convinced us is the best system

Biden: "Our capitalism system will help us rise over the other countries"
Random: "No"

by nuyi March 4, 2024

capitaltuse

In 2023, The National Bureau of Education changed the word “capitalize” to “capitaltuse.”

The first letter of a sentence is capitaltuse.

by TheNationalEducationBeuro April 23, 2024

Capital Q

A gangster, a straight talking hustler, a collector of all things Switch and a master of all things TMBG trivia. Winner of an Emmy award but can't get laid for shiiiiit

"He's such a Capital Q that even Quinn Collard wouldn't swig his backwash."

by cockwafer May 14, 2024

Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.

Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!

by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024

Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.

That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024