carson

this guy probably cooks spaghetti in the dish washer

carson is a fucking idiot

by [mno] September 17, 2022

Cason Gardner

Plays house. Definitely pays rent somewhere else, but lives with his wife and kid (dog). Also screams when plays video games and likes to break his controller on the table.

"Cason Gardner lost in a video game, so he went to go see his wife and dog after breaking his controller."

by MissClover September 19, 2022

Cason Gardner

This type of person is usually angry all the time. Known to have a VERY loose bladder, and can obsess over girls and dogs. If you ever become friends with a Cason Garner, be aware of their anger management.

After Cason Gardner pee'd on the floor, he screamed "FUCCKKKKK' in anger.

by MissClover September 19, 2022

cayson

my best friend has a massive crush on a cayson and she sais hes soooo hot

B-OMG cayson is sooo hotttt!!!!!!!!
me- nooooooo stop liking guys only for a week at a time

by 2424242424 September 27, 2022

cayson

my best friend has the biggest crush on a cayson she sais hes hot i say differntly

B-OMG Cayson is so hotttt!!!!!!
me- stop liking guys only for a week at a time

by 2424242424 September 27, 2022

Carsonogenic

What listening to too many reruns of da "Heeeeeeere's Johnny!" show may be if you're sensitive to crappy-a** foolishness.

In "The Shining", Jack's potential harm to Wendy was a lot more serious than merely being Carsonogenic when he axed the door and blurted out his famous Ed-McMahon-impersonation line!

by QuacksO November 8, 2022

Carson

Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.

He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.

He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.

You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time

by BlackCaliforniaHomie December 4, 2022