Botan Rice Candy

Orange clouds of yummy perfection. A sugary orgasm of the mouth. A delicious delight that lifts you into a heavenly realm only eperienced by those who have tasted true citrus excitement.

Candice: Ohhh man. *moans*

Cassie: What's wrong?!

Candice: Nothing at all, I'm just enjoying some sweeeeet Botan Rice Candy.

by `CandiCane August 7, 2008

snot rag candy

tearing a used snot rag into pieces and using them for candy throughout the day

I love eating my dads snot rag candy it makes every candy pale in comparison

by lilbigcrackernumber1 January 2, 2021

Devil's Candycane

Your first poop after a hemorrhoid surgery and it comes out with bloody stripes.

My first shit after hemorrhoid surgery looked like the devil's candycane.

by genXtortion17 March 2, 2022

road candy

The many varieties of candy that can be bought in bite-size or small quantities for small amounts, such as 25 or 50 cents, from highway gas stations. Candy varieties include, but are not limited to: Boston Baked Beans, Lemonheads, Chick-a-Sticks, Peanut Chews and Mike and Ike.

"Hey, Mike, let's stop at this 7-11 located directly off of 1-95 Exit 76 and get us some road candy."

by bcstar80 March 16, 2008

Candyfangs

The candy-addicted, sharp-tongued, soon-to-have-diabetes, child-of-misfortune, contractor-of-madhatter, and just-a-really-odd-person.

You: Candyfangs, can you stop eating candy?
Candyfangs: But
Candyfangs: No
Candyfangs: who wants chocolaaaaattteee

by Spiffers the Spectacular February 9, 2014

Caidyn

Caidyn is a very nice guy , many girls are attracted to him , he usually dated girls named Kenzie , he’s veryyy attracted to her , he’s extremely funny , and will keep you smiling on a daily , he’s contagious , and rlly cutee , and gives the BEST hugs , if you ever meet a caidyn , DONT LOSE HIM.

Caidyn is soo cutee omgg!

by Kenzer August 12, 2019

leash candy

A dog that someone has gotten just to look good and/or a very goodlooking dog.

Guy #1: "Hey man, look at that girl's leash candy."
Guy #2: "Yeah, that is one handsome Golden Retreiver!"

by Blargman March 6, 2007