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Packing cotton

Both a statement and a question pertaining to a woman's menstral cycle. It refers to the possession, or need, of a tampon (cotton) during a woman's period. Phrase made popular by Megan Fox in the movie, Jennifer's Body.
(statement)
Nicholas: Hey Selina, you look bloated today!!
Selina: Yea, I'm definately packing cotton today.

(question)
Hey girl! You're being a real bitch today...you packing cotton or what?!
by Irishman1973 August 25, 2010
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dottin cotton

you shit pokes out and leaves a brown dot in your underwear.... "dottin cotton" or, you scratch your butthole and leaves a brown dot in you undies.....
dude I gotta shit so bad Im dottin cotton......
by bigcaulk March 20, 2014
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polly cotton

She will be one of the best friends you could ever have. She's beautiful and funny too. She loves making people laugh. She is a fun person to be around and has a lot of friends. She is a tall amazing person, when you get to know her she will become one of The best friends you'll ever know.
by Kkkyyy February 26, 2017
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not here to pick cotton

not here to pick cotton is a sentence said by a slave shortly before being beaten
black man: im not here to pick cotton

white man: GET PICKIN NIGA
by joshclark756 October 7, 2021
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Cottonswab

To take ones dick, rub it with spearm, then cover it with cotton. Then the male fucks someone and eats the cotton. To kinky people this is a turn on.
Man:"I want you bad!"
Female/Male:"But i'm not turned on though."
Man: "How 'bout a Cottonswab?"
Female/Male:"Oh shit! Let's d it right here in public!"
by Taylor2_2 December 3, 2006
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cotton candy crush

referred to guys (rarely girls) who seem perfect for you; however once you finally get a taste of him he's not all that you thought he would be, he doesn't satisfy you. Just like cotton candy.
She thought she liked him, but as soon as he shot his tongue down her throat, she realized he was just a cotton candy crush.
by Peach_A_Boo December 28, 2009
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Cuntonese

Cuntonese is the language spoken mostly by asian women or just really fucking naggy american cunts.......

Or AKA the language spoken by cunts
Crank 2

Wierd-Asian-Girl : Fag boy hit and run ... bb balls

Chev: What is that ? Cuntonese

- Watch the movie to understand
by Mason , Alex December 3, 2010
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