Congressional confessional

when our elected officials, in a rare moment of clarity, secretly admit they're incompetent

Behind VOID tramp-stamped foreheads residing inside dumb asses, vacuums become self-aware.

“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

Congrats

Congrats is a term used to sarcastically congratulate someone on an achievement, such as atrocious behavior, a hideous style of clothing, or the amount of likes someone receives on an Instagram or Facebook photo which they probably paid people to like. "Congrats" is another way of telling someone that they are a fuck.

Girl 1: I'm having a party, but you're not invited.
Girl 2: Congrats!

*Girl walks by in high-waisted shorts*
Guy: Congrats on your high-waisted shorts that don't even cover your ass!

*Scrolling through a girl's Instagram or Facebook newsfeed*
Girl 1: Congrats on your 100 likes on your photo!
Girl 2: Congrats on your pounds of makeup!

by chigirl_ January 27, 2014

Congo Bongo

When at least two males stick their weiners in each others b-holes and have a conga line. First person is a girl and is called the Jipper

Me and my friends are going to have a congo bongo.

by Lil_Maze November 18, 2011

congregate

gather into a crowd or mass

many people congregated at india gate protesting against sytem.

by shubham_BOSS March 31, 2015

Congruent Triangles

When a girl skirt or dress reveals her crotch.

Girl ( is wearing short skirt and leaning over )

Boy: Linda! Congruent Triangles!

Girl (Linda): Fuck! Not again!

by Irish Russian-Jew Whore December 26, 2010

Congee

The dried up white crusty stuff you find in a girls underwear after arousal or "getting wet"

Damn, you need to go wash that congee out of your panties.... fucking reeks fierce!!

by Fartknocker 6million January 29, 2015

Congradulations

Used when congratulating a person on coming out of the closet.

Congradulations on coming out Kyle.

by johntall December 2, 2010