Cone

A shortened version of pinecone.

When someone is being, or has been, a total idiot. An absolute fuckwit.

Susan: fails to observe a red light and slams into the back another vehicle
Jane: Susan YOU ABSOLUTE CONE, why the hell did you jump that red light??!!

by HellionSlavePet January 20, 2022

Cone

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is an idiot that doesn’t learn from their mistakes. Thought to be originated from the term dunce where bad students would be forced to wear a cone shaped hat.

“Did you see Dave messed up again”
“Urgh, yeah he’s such a cone”

by dat guy1 November 21, 2023

cone

Whenever someone does something they're not suppose to, like when a dog licks at a wound - you put a cone onto stop them

Don't make me cone you.

by jessme March 26, 2024

Cone

Benny Olalde

Bro have you seen Benny. He looking like a cone today

by Dingle593 May 28, 2022

Josh Cones

Large cock, very shakeable

Wow, look at that trick.. definitely a Josh Cones

by Josh-Jones Payne September 28, 2011

Chain-coning

When you’ve been on a weed binge for too long and chain smoke cones like they were the atmosphere.

Have we got any more bud?
Nah cunt you were chain-coning the last of our shit.

by Shanulio Noodlenan September 18, 2019

Cone Visit

Occasionally mistaken for a "come visit" text, it involves a meeting between two friends that involves ice cream.

I'm going to cone visit you soon.

by T_Wizzle June 28, 2010