Massage Chair Sex

You set your massage chair all the way up to the top and on percussion, and have your partner rest his/her head on the part of the chair where the percussion is happening. You then place your penis inside your partners mouth for your enjoyment.
Massage Chair Sex is recommended if your partner is handicapped
by URMOMS POGOSTIK November 09, 2009
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electric chair

Really intense sexual intercourse, especially referring to the climax. Goldie Hawn's character in "The Banger Sisters" uses the expression in a similar way.
When she experienced orgasm, she was in the electric chair!

Dude 1: I put my babe in the "chair" the other night.
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: The Electric Chair!
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: Never mind...
by Thin Guy October 20, 2006
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Chair-Queer

A male homosexual who pleasures another male homosexual while sitting in a chair.
"Hey, lets do it chair queer style."
by Mandible May 18, 2005
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Soggy Chair Surprise

When you secretly cum on a chair and wait until someone sits on it.
“Don’t sit on that chair I saw Joe do a Soggy Chair Surprise”
“Nah I like it
by Toddler5678 November 01, 2021
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Cone Poo Chair

A collection of meme jpegs tweeted by Ryan Cohen that caused a divide between Reddit Apes and Twitter Apes right before the MOASS due to various subjective interpretations

A topic that invites shills to live inside your head rent free, leading to more aggressive buying and HODLing

An argument that is completely pointless because the shorts must cover
Diamond Hands: “If you say Cone Poo Chair really fast, it sounds like ComputerShare.”

Youtuber/Twitter Influencer: “I would never direct register because I think reading google headlines is Due Diligence. Selling my shares is all I ever think about. The important thing is that I will become rich and brainwash my followers to paperhand.”

Diamond Hands: “I just registered another share to the infinity pool.”
by Lamar Chodom September 25, 2021
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Gay Musical Chairs

A party game in which one member is selected to be "The Gimp". The Gimp leaves and locks himself into a side room. The remaining members play musical chairs with the traditional rules. However, the loser of the round must leave the main room and be locked into the Gimp's room for ten minutes.
Wanna play some Gay Musical Chairs
by The Lord Of The Weebs November 03, 2015
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undercover rocking chair

This act involves a one member of the couple to ride on the other. (like sitting on a chair) While at a public function, without anyone knowing.
At the next family function my aunt and uncle thought they were pulling a undercover rocking chair, but everyone knew they were fucking. Fucking amateurs.
by RustyRunner February 14, 2018
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