Cabbage Tots

Another term for Brussels sprouts.

"Could you please pass the Brussels sprouts?"

"The what?"

"Oh sorry. Could you please pass the cabbage tots?"

by briareos02 June 6, 2013

Busted cabbage

KP got her star wrecked on a dirty weekend in Londonderry

She got pounded all weekend, pussy is like a busted cabbage

by Captain Ripper1 November 29, 2019

muff cabbage

Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina

this woman vagina is a muff cabbage

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

Muff-Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You ain't nothing, you muff-cabbage

by Irish ladies November 15, 2010

bad cabbage

an unspeakably gross sex act

"i heard Adam bad cabbaged his girlfriend the other night"
"ewwww!" "ugghhh!" "no way!!"

by bad cabbage wilkins May 9, 2014

Cabbage

Used to describe something that is absolute shit.

Also caaaaabbbssss for emphasis.

"Luke's looking so cabbage today!"

"I have an exam tomorrow and I haven't shown up all year" "Fuck that's cabsssss!"

by Sanremo August 25, 2018

Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green

Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”

by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018