A soulcrushing comeback to "ur mom gay"
by AI Goalies April 23, 2018
my mailman is probably a bisexual flapjack. he always hits on my neighbor, who happens to be a bisexual flapjack as well on the lam.
by twizzlefoshizzle October 28, 2008
by bulldogcentral October 13, 2021
by Okk.willow March 13, 2018
The guys at Alpha Sig didn’t care that Mark was bi, they just wished he would be honest about it instead of being a 2 Beer Bisexual who uses drinking as an excuse to be his real self.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
In anticipation of a wedding, the bride's friends gather to give gifts, which consist primarily of dildos. This can lead to a somewhat inappropriate display of affection.
In the words of the best man, Eli Porter:
"See, I'm a legend over the best, by the hour, just like Rosie O'Donald at a bisexual bridal shower"
"See, I'm a legend over the best, by the hour, just like Rosie O'Donald at a bisexual bridal shower"
by Omskillet October 07, 2008
This one takes three and some acrobatics. You've got penis-haver # 1 in the middle doing the most work. Vagina-haver wraps their legs around the penis-haver, being fucked / fucking. Both should contribute. Seemingly standard stand-up sex. Finally, you have penis-haver # 2 fucking penis-haver # 1 in the ass. Legs also wrapped penis-haver # 1. So if all 3 get their rhythm and thrusting right, it's magical. But requires the right people for sure.
Confused friend: Wait wait wait. So you're saying you were fucking your partner while also being fucked in the ass by some dude? And standing up, supporting both their weight just thrusting into each of them? What the fuck?
Penis-haver # 1: Bro, you haven't lived until you've experienced a bisexual monkey thrust. Trust me.
Penis-haver # 1: Bro, you haven't lived until you've experienced a bisexual monkey thrust. Trust me.
by BisexualMonkeyThrustLover March 25, 2021