moschino belt

an ugly belt for an ugly classist gutter rat.

the moschino belt is ugly claude

by thebeltisuglyclaude September 17, 2019

Asteroid Gucci belt

The first thing an alien buys after he drops his mixtape. Buckle is typically studded with space rocks.

“Zorg just released ‘Martian Sadboi’ and got straight into his rocket to go buy and Asteroid Gucci belt.”

by daltonjfk September 27, 2019

Nut Belt

A person who dosnt now the way and never will (STRANGER THINGS REFERENCE MUCH), an then since you dont now the way, you will die alone

OMG you nut belt.

by foxyfortnitegolf024 March 26, 2018

cream belt

When you pull out right before cumming and ejaculate on her waistline in a horizontal line.

Ryan:“I was fuckin ole girl the other day and the condom popped.

Brad: “damn bro what did you do?”
Ryan:”I kept hitting that shit then I pulled out and gave her a cream belt”

by Xiaoweirdnigga April 23, 2018

orange belt

When you engage in sexual intercourse for the first time with President Trump. Must comment that his sexual prowess is as inadequate his presidency, to reach completion.

After returning from a late night at the oval office, Mike Pence returned with his orange belt.

by Techno-Anarchist January 13, 2018

Sausage Belt

A belt of man sausage....duh

Oh man, I forgot my belt - Here take my sausage belt

by Sausage Belt April 25, 2020

Belt trick

Wrapping a belt around one thigh and back of your neck so you can synch your head down in order to perform a blowjob on yourself.

Couldn't get that prude to give me a blow job last night so I dropped her off and used the ol belt trick when I got home.

by RAV4 Leemus November 21, 2020