Beardecember

The sequel to 'Movember' grow a beard in december, and a moustache if you're fearless. For warmth

1: shave your beard

2: hell no its beardecember R tard

by igiveyourmumerections December 5, 2011

Bearded Santa

The act of cuming on your partners face and using your dick to shape it into Santa's beard.

Jenny was pissed off when she woke up with a bearded Santa on Christmas morning.

by Plattsperv January 2, 2012

Beardfucker

A woman solely attracted to men with large, unkempt beards, the kind of which are mainly found on men who listen to indie folk rock.

"Jane is crushing so hard on that guy who works at the university bookstore, the one who looks like he's in Fleet Foxes. What a beardfucker."

by RobboNasty January 24, 2012

Bearded Box

(n)- slang for vagina

Did you see Britney Spears' bearded box at the VMAs?
Yeah, dude it was bad...

You are such a bearded box!

Girl, you need to shave your bearded box.

by CockStov February 24, 2012

Beardeity

(n.) Term for he whom one aspires to mimic the facial hair of. From the Old English 'beard' and the Latin 'deus' ('god').

'Thomas had been cultivating his facial hair in the hope of it emulating that of his beardeity, Nocerino'

'Alexi Lalas has a beard I aspire for. He is my beardeity'

'I am worshiping at the temple of my beardeity' (see: shaving)

'Her beardeity must be the Hanging Gardens of Babylon!' (again, see: shaving)

by TDrama October 29, 2012

Beardom

To be so bored, that you can grow a beard.

Andrew:I've been suffering from beardom this entire month.
Ed: I can tell, your facial hair makes lumber jacks look weak!

by Chris cole August 10, 2012

bearded steak

A lone steak that has been forgotten in an unplugged fridge that has grown a blanket is sticky furry fungus fuckus... Later used as a gourmet spread eaten by hillbillys and aristocrats.

Do we have any bearded steak in the fridge? I would love to spread some on a multigrain cracker.

by Lolals December 29, 2013