Bandit

He used to deal drugs

Hey bandit can you hook me up?

by Gavinator5001 July 24, 2018

Bandit

A person who had to deal drugs

Bandit:I once had to deal drugs

by R6S fans will only get it March 19, 2019

Bandit

The world's dumbest cat and my cat. If you think your cat is dumb just meet mine. He is black and white and likes to fly like a possum.

GeT oFf ThE tAbLe BaNdIt!

by Fredmcchiken August 6, 2020

internet banking

1. Using the world wide web to view your financial status and arrange your transactions.
2. Wanking with assistance from the world wide web.

1. Steve: The ATM's out, I need to check my balance.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.

by sming January 8, 2010

Chitty Banking

Len Goodman's expression for smartening up, as he said on Dancing with the Stars to Pamela Anderson

Len: "you are chitty banking from last week to now"
Carrie Ann: "What??"
Len: "Chitty Banking, you know, smartening up, google it"

by almerv46 March 29, 2010

Pizza bandit

the equivalent of a dine and dash for pizza delivery. when you order pizza to 2 houses close by in a close time frame (so the delivery guy comes to the house with both orders in the car), and the delivery guy goes to the first door, and someone runs out and steals the remaining pizza from the delivery car, then he is a pizza bandit.

we came home from the bar and we were hungry and had no money...so we just did Pizza bandits

by pepperoni bandito June 22, 2010

pumpkin bandit

The act of stealing ones pumpkin, smashing it, and then returning it to its rightful owner in the same spot where it was stolen from. One must then remain anonymous of the act that has been committed.

The pumpkin was stole from her desk, smashed, and returned. It must have been the pumpkin bandit.

by pmkinbandito October 21, 2010