The Rasputin Banana is when you use shattered glass from fine glass to slice 3 to 5 of the veins on your penis and shout "Для России!" (Translation: "For Russia!" ) and proceed to rail your boyfriend or girlfriend in the ass until they shit themselves using nothing but dick blood for lube.
I picked up this chick at the bar and she told me she wanted to do something extra kinky tonight so I gave her the Rasputin Banana.
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by xTexasJockx1 May 20, 2019
Get the toilet banana mug.A type of girl who’s name is Hannah, they love making slime and always are doing something weird. Has two close friends.
Friend: what’s that smell
Hannah: idk I’m going to take a shower
Friend: gets down on all fours and snifs the whole room till finds something under the bed
Hannah: walks in
Friend: I think I found it *holds up a stress ball full of wet rice*
Hannah: that’s me always being a hannah banana
Hannah: idk I’m going to take a shower
Friend: gets down on all fours and snifs the whole room till finds something under the bed
Hannah: walks in
Friend: I think I found it *holds up a stress ball full of wet rice*
Hannah: that’s me always being a hannah banana
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Get the Hannah banana mug.The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.
Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.
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Jana banana is beautiful, a man stealer, great at advice, fashionable, smart, perfect body, beautiful, interesting, role model, weird, cool, wordy, feisty, hilarious, beautiful, trustworthy, fun to hang out with, beautiful. Oh did I mention Beautiful. She can sometimes be a crack head and crazy but overall she is the best person ever.
by Molls has problems December 2, 2020
Get the Jana Banana mug.Having sex with someone on their period and then not washing off for days. The blood then oxidizes and creates a rusty film on said dick.
Oh dear God, did you hear about Jeremy? He had sex with a girl on her period three days ago, hadn't showered and now has a rusty banana.
by Definitely not Selena February 8, 2021
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