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Bathroom

A place where you take a sh*t, piss, shower, etc
I neeeeeed to use the bathroom ms.coochie Amy said

No it’s may you use the bathroom. Ms.coochie said
by Mrs.coochieman November 17, 2022
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The phenomenon that, no matter how good something is, if you mix it with something bad for long enough, you'll eventually associate it negatively.

Derived from how great air freshener smells in the store, but by the time you've used it to cover up 20 odd poops in the bathroom, you'll forever associate the smell with poop and will hate it.
Jane: Hey Laura, where are them fantastic shoes you bought a few months back?

Laura: Yeah they succumbed to the Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom. I wore them round Stu's house too many times. Now when I look at them they look sad and pathetic, so I dumped them when I dumped him.

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Her: Didn't you used to like Love Actually?

Him: Yeah but after watching The Walking Dead 3 seasons too long, I now can't look at Andrew Lincoln without hearing that goddam accent.
by tain london December 25, 2022
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bathrooms

bathrooms pee or peoop
i need to go to the bathrooms
by valentinebae February 16, 2023
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bathroom creatine

One I started using bathroom creatine my gains in the gym quadrupled innone month.
by WolfDale February 22, 2023
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Bathroom

Seriously guys just go to the bathroom. If Todd guve you any shit just ask him who wrote the Joker and than just watch him stand there with a blank expression on his face and then turn around and go to the bathroom. His literally can't fire all of you. So just go.
Hym "Seriously Todd they can go to the bathroom if they have to use the bathroom."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2023
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Bafroom

Bafroom is a polite way of saying "I'm about to fart really loud!. Alot!" Or " poop"
"I gotta use the Bafroom" is not to be confused with " can I use the bathroom" or "can I have a bathroom break". They are different.

"I gotta use the bafroom" are typically known to be more frequent breaks and can last anywhere from 35 minutes to 2 to 4 hours or more in some cases.

When a person says they gotta "use the bafroom" , and if they offer you to go before them, please take them up on the offer .. but do it quickly if you can because they're probably holding in an extremely loud fart followed by several more extremely loud farts.
Nutty Buddy: I'm fixin to use the bathroom.

Honey bunny: right now!?

Nutty buddy: (fart) scuse me scuse me

Honey bunny: what tha fuck!? That's ignorant. You're rude!

Nutty Buddy: How!?
Honey bunny: That's gross.

Nutty Buddy: How?! Baby that's a natural thing my body does. You're body must not do that. (Yeah idk what you did the other morning.. mf stank so bad woke me up from a dead sleep!)

Honey Bunny: What?

Nuddy buddy: Nothing bae(fart) scuse me scuse baby you cool.

Honey bunny: (standing in the bathroom open door frame) gross. ##++#$++ sick ass broke ass bitch ass stank ass shit f this f that

Honey Bunny: (aggressively leaves the bathroom and connects blue tooth speaker)

Nutty Buddy continues using the bafroom with the door open while listening to bae rap off beat.

Nutty Buddy : I love you Honey Bunny!!
Honey bunny: I love you more Nutty buddy!
by djbexxx March 26, 2023
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Absolute watermelon honkers, voluptuous bahoogasloogawallamajoogas. Titties as big as a cargo ship god dayyyyuummm
My wife has the biggest bahoogasloogawallamajoogas, I love her so much
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