Chunder Bike

When your biking along under the influence of alcohol pedalling as fast as you can and vom-base on your lap in front of you.

drunk on your Chunder Bike and with limited coordination projectile chundering on your poor defenseless lap.

by The Penetrationalist June 4, 2010

Too Much Bike

When a mountain bike is very inefficient to pedal and it excessively tires the rider.

Santa Cruz Megatower CC for sale, only done a few rides, selling because it is too much bike for me.

by Keeping It Smooth And Flexible July 29, 2020

Tandem-biking

The logistically difficult manoeuvre of walking as a couple whilst engaged in anal sex without withdrawing.

We were hard at it when we noticed the sunset; so we started tandem-biking over to the balcony.

by Shaartvark July 18, 2016

i always bike shush

Used when you want say you get raped up the ass, but instead say that "i always bike, shush".

I am losing weight, I always bike shush!

by spurple June 20, 2025

lil bike

A badass person who raps about weed and his store and his 50 chidren

Brunch you hear lil bikes new shit

by Xxxspongetacion February 4, 2018

rat bike

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yo how is rat bike??

they is good!

by theyratbike April 18, 2020

Bike Condom

Usage of a plastic bag, usually one left over from a previous grocery shopping event, to cover your bicycle's seat. This is done in order to protect and keep your seat dry, therefore, avoiding soaking the seat with water and mud.

Person 1: Dude, what's with the plastic bag on your seat? It looks funny.

Person 2: It's my bike condom. It keeps my seat from getting drenched and dirty on rainy days. This way my butt doesn't get all soggy either.

by ben.yep.me February 5, 2010