A confused old man who somehow became the 46th president of the United States. Some of his hobby’s include eating ice cream and touching young girls
by TheFactSpeaker101 December 30, 2021
A racist old man who thinks his granddaughter is he love of his life and thinks Donald Trump is Abraham Lincoln and is gonna ruin our world and take away our guns and wants to make abortion legal
When you strand American citizens in a terrorist country and call the mission an extraordinary success.
by TheTruthHurts200 September 13, 2021
John: hey you remember our old friend Justin?
Travis: Justin? I don't really remember who that is, who are you talking about?
John: come on, he was our best friend in college, we did everything together, but we sort of lost touch when he moved to Mexico.
Travis: Wait...we did? I don't remember that.
John: Yeah, the three of us were like inseparable at that time, well anyway, he called me the other day, he's in town and he wants to get together! Doesn't that sound like fun?
Travis: damn I wish I could remember him, but I'm totally pulling a Joe Biden right now, come on man! End of quote, repeat the line.
Travis: Justin? I don't really remember who that is, who are you talking about?
John: come on, he was our best friend in college, we did everything together, but we sort of lost touch when he moved to Mexico.
Travis: Wait...we did? I don't remember that.
John: Yeah, the three of us were like inseparable at that time, well anyway, he called me the other day, he's in town and he wants to get together! Doesn't that sound like fun?
Travis: damn I wish I could remember him, but I'm totally pulling a Joe Biden right now, come on man! End of quote, repeat the line.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
1) Current presidential occupant.
2) Dementia patient who's not sure if it's presently the year 1955 or 2016.
3) Looooves to smell little girls.
2) Dementia patient who's not sure if it's presently the year 1955 or 2016.
3) Looooves to smell little girls.
Because he had the backing of the entire media-industrial complex, Joe Biden was able to worm his way into the White House in 2021.
Larry's brain is as slow as Joe Biden before he has his coffee in the morrning.
John is creep. He flirts with 11-year-olds like he thinks he's Joe Biden.
Larry's brain is as slow as Joe Biden before he has his coffee in the morrning.
John is creep. He flirts with 11-year-olds like he thinks he's Joe Biden.
by nonpartisan February 22, 2021
A stupid idiot that is a racist that was in the senate 180 years ago,
stole a speech from a British guy, has to read prompts and scored the lowest in his class in an easy college
stole a speech from a British guy, has to read prompts and scored the lowest in his class in an easy college
Joe Biden is an idiot but I'm repeating myself
by meme podcast October 11, 2020
Another funny and accurate name for Joe Biden, due to the fact that every time you see him and hear him he seems 'barely there' mentally and has no idea what he is saying, doing, who he is talking to or much less where he is.
Barely there Biden: My friend, my long friend, my long friend time friend she's my friend she's been my friend, I got hairy legs, that turn, that turn, that that that that that that that that that turn, that uh turn uh uh uh that turn um uh blonde, in the in in in in the the sun, you know, look, I was talking to president...you know, the guy, my boss, RapRock America, I mean, you know, come on man!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022