Beef Handle

A large cock

"Dude, my Gf came over last night, and she totally sucked my Beef Handle"

by akendall June 28, 2009

Beef Twerp

Shitting a little bit on accident while farting in a bathtub.

I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Beef Truffles

A massive, beefy shit one takes after engorging on Brazilian red meats at a Brazilian steakhouse. Hallmarked by the accompanying beefy farts.

I ate so much meat at the Brazilian steakhouse last night at our company party that I was dropping beef truffles at 35,000 ft on my flight home. The pilot almost had to drop the oxygen masks for passenger relief.

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018

beef in the lair

When you see Grandad eating a burger in your basement

Wanna go get some beef in the lair?

by Real_Big_Cheese November 6, 2015

Beef Spank

Smacking a fat girls ass

Hey, did you hear Tom gave Courtney a good ole beef spank yesterday.

by Banana1996 October 16, 2021

WEINER BEEF

A phrase commonly used to identify nonsense; utter bullshit. Can also be used to describe cuckery.

“Wow, smells like wiener beef in here”
(Directed at a group of inferior males upon entering a room)
“Bro, this game is weiner beef”

by Pappihamslapper September 1, 2021

youtube beef

Fake ass shit on Youtube. Involves drama channels, vloggers, prank channels, gamers, viners and fake rappers aka channels that are dying or are just there for the money. And all of a sudden any small or dying channels become react channels for this fake beef. Weapons for this are clickbait, diss tracks, fake assaults, and money. In a nutshell, it's for the views.

Me: Hey, what's all this youtube beef?
Jimmy:It's fake.

by FJP78 April 19, 2018