Beaver Blinkers

noun: An imaginary device that a man apparently wears when he gets obsessed with a woman that he is having sex with; causing him to ignore other parts of his life, or the fact that the woman is not good for him.

The phrase uses beaver, a slang term for female genitals. and refers to horse blinkers (blinders) which are a device used to stop cart pulling horses becoming distracted.

adj: Beaver Blinkered

John: Have you heard from Tommy recently?
Don: Not much at all since Tracy came on the scene.
John: Ah, he'll have his Beaver Blinkers on, he can't see anything but pussy right now...

by Jonfan Beast February 03, 2013

beaver house

An alternative word for "damn"

Well beaver house bells, that sucks.

by tomacato flower February 26, 2016

Swamp beaver

A Swamp Beaver is a vagina that hasn't been cleaned for several days in high heat and humidity. Several different types of flora and fauna have been known to thrive in this environment.

Jesus Jessica, my baunch has gone full Swamp Beaver in this heat!

by Thrasherff August 27, 2017

Beaver Bump

When a Skank and a Ho' bump their 'Beavers' in celebration. Equivalent to bros' chest bump.

When Jessica served that Ho, all her bitches gave her a beaver bump.

by Fender Lover November 12, 2010

the smoking beaver

A woman that smokes weed out of her vagina for any amount of money.

"hey bro i got eleven bucks want to call the smoking beaver over here"

by the smoking beaver February 25, 2012

beaver date

When a girl chooses to go out on a date with another girl instead of a male.

Janet asked Christine to go on a beaver date to the fundraiser instead of her husband, Nelson.

by Pookie Murphy June 01, 2010

sleepy beaver

While your girlfriend is sleeping, she queefs.

Wow, that was an intense sleepy beaver, it's almost palpable...stings the nostrils.

by Chelsea & Greg June 17, 2008