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Auntie Hand 

When you spend the night at your cousin’s and wake up in the night to your and aunt giving you a vigorous hand job.
I busted curd last night. Your mum gave me auntie hand.
Auntie Hand by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
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naughty aunty 

A friends or someone u knows very attractive mother
Here comes blank blanks mum she a right naughty aunty
naughty aunty by Thurm23 March 7, 2018

Auntie Anne 

Twisting of the testicles to the shiny point of bursting, as if to make a new soft pretzel, the likes of which one might buy in a mall or a movie theater. Also known as a "Montana Anne" if balls are dipped in ranch dressing.
He gave me an Auntie Anne wound so tightly that my scrotum almost burst like a water balloon.
Auntie Anne by Belle Bottoms September 29, 2005

Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover 

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"
to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover

aunty Helen 

Helen Clark - New Zealand's second female prime minister. At one time Forbes magazine ranked her as the 38th most powerful woman in the world.

In New Zealand non European-descent ethnic groups refer to their elders as 'uncle' or aunty'. Helen Clark is widely supported among the various ethnic groups in New Zealand.

Her detractors often refer to her as 'uncle Helen' in an attempt to describe her appearance and/or demeanour.
Random guy 1: Kia ora aunty Helen! Howzit goin'?
Prime Minister Clark: Kia ora mate! Not too bad aye.
Random guy 2: Bugger me! It's uncle Helen.. piss of ya lesbo!
aunty Helen by LGD October 12, 2007

auntie mama

You favorite Aunt who takes care of you and treats you like a Mother should. Second in command, like a Godmother
Growing up my cousins were like my brothers and sisters, thanks to my Auntie Mama raising me like her own
auntie mama by Tittyliscious February 1, 2017