August 31

The best person alive was born this day they have a big butt and wonderful personality and the best person you’ll ever meet but don’t mess with them cause they don’t play.

Girl: when’s your birthday

Boy: august 31
Girl: *hugs him* I gotta cherish our relationship cause your the best person I’ll ever meet

Boy: thank you but don’t get on my bad side cause I’ll f**k you up.

by Ynb.lanah August 2, 2022

August 28th

National tell your girlfriend her pubes look nice day

“Hey babe it’s August 28th, your pubes look great”

by cornychips August 28, 2022

August 8

August 8 is National Fuck Buddy day;
Today's the day you fuck someone close

"Hey man, it's August 8, you know what that means!"
"Oh, Fuck Buddy day? Well that's something."

by Guiltoi August 8, 2021

August 8

The most attractive boys are born on this day!

random person: hey, when is your birthday?
Random boy: August 8, why?
Random person: because it says here that people born on August 8 are the most attractive boys.

by jessroj July 18, 2022

23rd of August

On 23rd of August in 1966 the first photograph of Earth was taken from the Moon's orbit. People born on that date are adventurous, explorers and open minded. I am one of the lucky ones too which explains my obsession with space and existence.

23rd of August is a special day for me!

You are born on the 23rd of August, the hot but incredible summer day.

by DarkBanshee November 28, 2021

No Poop August

A challenge where if you participate you can't poop the entire month of august.

PARTICIPATING IN NO POOP AUGUST ISN'T RECCOMENDED.
PARTICIPATING IN NO POOP AUGUST ISN'T RECCOMENDED.
PARTICIPATING IN NO POOP AUGUST ISN'T RECCOMENDED.

Roommate: You haven't been in the bathroom in so long, don't you have to poop?
Participant: No, i'm participating in no poop august, meaning i can't poop for the entire mont of august.
Roommate: Ok then...

by emerex56 February 29, 2020

august 51

when the area 51 raid actually happened, commonly mistakened by September 20

on august 51 we go, they cant stop us all

by patcat November 5, 2019