August 13

The great mushroom war from adventure time that caused the destruction of half the earth and the majority of human life.

Quinn: “Hey, did you know on August 13 it’s the great mushroom war?”
Alex: “the one from adventure time? Yeah.”

by QuinnDearest_ August 9, 2021

August 15th

International Marisol Nichols day

“Do you know what is today?” “August 15th?” “Yeah, but that is international Marisol Nichols day”

by _ivy August 4, 2020

August 8

August 8 is National Fuck Buddy day;
Today's the day you fuck someone close

"Hey man, it's August 8, you know what that means!"
"Oh, Fuck Buddy day? Well that's something."

by Guiltoi August 8, 2021

August 4th

National send ass pic day

It’s August 4th so send me an ass pic

by Pissoff321789 August 3, 2022

August 8

The most attractive boys are born on this day!

random person: hey, when is your birthday?
Random boy: August 8, why?
Random person: because it says here that people born on August 8 are the most attractive boys.

by jessroj July 18, 2022

August 14th

Epic Person Day.
Only very epic people are born on this day. If you are born on August 14th you are a certified epic person and deserve to be recognised as an epic person.

Person 1: “yo, were your bro on August 14th?”
Person 2:”yeah, I was”
Person 1:”that means you are a verified epic person”

by AnEpicPicklePerson April 20, 2021

No Poop August

A challenge where if you participate you can't poop the entire month of august.

PARTICIPATING IN NO POOP AUGUST ISN'T RECCOMENDED.
PARTICIPATING IN NO POOP AUGUST ISN'T RECCOMENDED.
PARTICIPATING IN NO POOP AUGUST ISN'T RECCOMENDED.

Roommate: You haven't been in the bathroom in so long, don't you have to poop?
Participant: No, i'm participating in no poop august, meaning i can't poop for the entire mont of august.
Roommate: Ok then...

by emerex56 February 29, 2020