August 26th

August 26th is the day where everything changes. Things are coming, get ready, mind your surroundings. Make it out Alive.

“Hey dude, August 26th is coming soon.”

“No…. No it can’t be”

“What are you talking about?”

“NO. RUN.”

by oovantoovan August 22, 2022

August 8

August 8 is National Fuck Buddy day;
Today's the day you fuck someone close

"Hey man, it's August 8, you know what that means!"
"Oh, Fuck Buddy day? Well that's something."

by Guiltoi August 08, 2021

August 8

The most attractive boys are born on this day!

random person: hey, when is your birthday?
Random boy: August 8, why?
Random person: because it says here that people born on August 8 are the most attractive boys.

by jessroj July 18, 2022

No Alcohol August

A Challenge where a person must not drink anything containing Alcohol for the whole month of August.

Mike: You doing No Alcohol August or No Nut November this year?
Guy: Oh yeah, and don't forget Destroy Dick December!

by MattDruid May 10, 2020

August 13

The great mushroom war from adventure time that caused the destruction of half the earth and the majority of human life.

Quinn: “Hey, did you know on August 13 it’s the great mushroom war?”
Alex: “the one from adventure time? Yeah.”

by QuinnDearest_ August 09, 2021

august 13

arleths birthday 😜😜😜

arleth : why didn’t you tell me happy birthday 🙄
them: sorry it’s august 13 right

by c00chie destroyer November 17, 2020

August 20

National Shoot Your shot day
August 20 is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.

Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”

John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”

Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways because its August 20”

by Overtake August 20, 2022