archexec

A rare breed of senior management that confidently designs complex software architectures from the comfort of their executive armchair, often without ever touching a line of code. Known for proposing “innovative” solutions that sound impressive in PowerPoint but tend to be just a tad more challenging to implement in reality. Often heard saying, “Can’t we just make it scale infinitely?”

During the meeting, the archexec sketched out a grand vision for the new datamesh platform, so that everyone can know everything about everything.

by cjcdoomed August 15, 2024

Archie

To settle in a unwanted place

"I hate when our dog archies in the middle of our board game"

by Shortpot October 3, 2023

Archaeoxylophilia

The love of antique wooden objects

Though splinters are a risk, Eleanor indulges her archaeoxylophilia with a weekly trip to the antique shop.

by Irritableiguana October 5, 2023

Archie

Super Deppresed

He is so dpressed

that's an archie

by XXXEvelyneXXX October 23, 2023

Archie

The worlds worse person and he belongs ona sex offenders list. hes literally a dick but not like its gonna make his bigger

You know archie?
oh yeh the fucking annoying kid?

by Rimy Jobbs January 1, 2024

Arsheen

A beautiful, athletic, and incredibly funny person who also bullies a select few people

That b*tch aint nothing like arsheen

by Cymer January 26, 2024

Archie

Cooler than: Griddia
Cooler than: Big Sam
Cooler than: Little Sam
Cooler than: Erin Smelly Malik
Cooler than: Nathan Sexy Isherwood
Cooler than: Stinky Idiot Molly (Moudly)
Cooler than: Emo Maiya
Cooler than: Christian Cutie Eccles
Cooler than: Standing Up Adam
Cooler than: Fin (The Fucking GOAT)
Cooler than: Kathleen (Spewns Sugarr)

Archie is the fucking GOAT bro. You wish that you knew him

by Guy With Legs February 5, 2024