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The true Andres

He is a bucktoothed male usually from Columbia who will usually make jokes involving him saying “I had sex with your sister” and if you say you don’t have a sister he will say “you’ll have one In 9 months” and his most famous quote is “pain is momentarily virginity is forever”
“You see THE TRUE ANDRES over there I heard he had sex with his sister”
by El doritos November 1, 2021
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I asked Andre Yo that guy is hot, and andre replied

"I like girls"
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Andre is a cute boy,that doesn’t show emotions oftenly,it’s hard to tell if a andre likes you because he’s good at hiding it.He’s very caring(sometimes)he has straight black hair he’s short he has style,he said he would off bought me something,
Me:“Andre is so cute”
Ashton:He has a Greek nose tf you mean
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A bum ass nigga that’s homeless . He got kids on the way but don’t got no income to support them . His dick is small asf and it stank . He thinks he’s all that but got everything he owns from his mother .
Oh I saw Andre the other day he looked mad goofy .
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The pure embodiment of evil itself. Andres is so evil that he even makes Satan shit himself.
Andres is evil, he killed my cat.
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Andres is a sweet guy but he doesn’t show it much. He’s very fond and chill with people. He only shows what side he wants to certain people though. He’s observant but he won’t say much. Behind his shell he really holds a passionate heart. If you’re friends with a Andres you’re very lucky to have him. He knows how to make you smile.
person 1: “hey maybe we should go hang out tomorrow!”
person 2: “if andres isn’t gonna be there i’m not coming!”
person 1: “true. i’ll see if he’s able to come. he really knows how to lighten up the room”
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A word for calling your friend from long distances.
Person 1: ANDREEE!
Person 2: YOO MY FRIEND!
by McGuffins September 21, 2021
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