Alex

A total fucking weeb. This boi is an utter dork. He's the living embodiment of a nerd, geek, and dweeb combined. Most descriptions have him labeled as a "cool, lovable guy". No, this is not Alex. A true Alex is one who will rant to you until 3am, causing you to never do your homework. They are insanely stubborn in their ways and often assume incorrectly. And yet, you always need an Alex in your life, as their caring and funny ways will make them one of your closest, longlasting friends. (Even if they're idiots 99.8% of the time)

Person: yo what time is it
Alex: 5 AM
Person: WHY U DU DIS TU MEEEEE

by Seammy November 14, 2018

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Alex

translates to bitch, used as a form of abuse towards somebody if they start to anger you in some format, also used as a general put down to anybody your direct vicinity.
Used for public embarrassment of a particular person.

stop being an Alex

by Some FTBM April 22, 2011

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The Chosen One. Marked by Gods, Alex was born to rule the world. The nature, the animals and celestial bodies obey his will, as he is the greatest creature to ever exist in this frail universe. If you hear his name, kneel and hide your face, since sight of his eyes is so pure it can blind the lesser ones. He is the man by whom all men are measured. He is Alex.

- I would want to name my son Alex...
- You can't, cause your son would be too powerful for your own good !!

by Great Moloch February 16, 2017

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A stupid person that you will never want to be friends with. He eats like a pig, showers like nothing because he doesn't shower. Kills baby squirrels on a daily basis. DONT TALK TO HIM HES A WEIRDO AND HAS HERPES.

ALEX ALEX THERES AN ALEX RUNNNNNN

by F*CKEDUPOVERHERE October 15, 2014

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