Somebody that asks out for a date and then never gets back to you about and makes you wait a whole three months only to find out about there newest boyfriend wow what as asshole thing to doo
Hym "I would stop being an asshole but... My balls... They're just so dry.... But wait! You could fix it! You could save humanity... I mean... Why would you not? Would it harm you? Would it harm you to slobber on my nobber? I think not! So there's no reason to protest! Sucking my dick is a harmless way for you to improve my quality of life AND the lives of everyone around me!"