Attempting to be funny and random

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.

Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

Random Guess Theorem

n. The act of allowing randomness to take over and guide oneself to their destiny.

Joe Bloggs didn't study for his test but still aced it by applying the Random Guess Theorem.

by RandomDying August 21, 2009

Random Bar Douche

That guy you see in a bar with one of those stupid thin beard things, He always wears his sunglasses at night or when he wants to look cool, and he always has stupid average cheesy pick up lines like "Hey baby, wanna do it in the bathroom?"

I walked in the bar and it was filled with random bar douches, they all were drinking Coors Light and not shaving.

Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.

by Neuroflesh January 20, 2011

More random definitions

That button

Spend your time on something else and stop looking through urban dictionary for 3 hours spamming that button
That More random definitions button
Go to boredbutton.com instead

by tki best opener February 25, 2023

The problem correcting randomizer

When you here about your group fucking up so you get drunk, write down a bunch of definitions and words on a post card, put the definitions on a dart board and the words in a top hat, play darts and match em simultaneously, write a speech, pass out and record yourself giving that speech the next morning

Grandmaster jay: (gulp gulp gulp gulp) i got bullpup with powerful, outdated weaponry with all riffles and finally smort with meee. The problem correcting randomizer works! (Thud)

by Idk something stupid? September 03, 2020

Random neighborhood bear

Bear is fantastic, amazing and an overall kind person. They always try to help as many people as possible and they've brought much joy to so many people!

Keep being epik :D

They're so kind! They remind me of Random neighborhood bear!

by Queer Kueeng Katto January 30, 2021

Completely random bullshit

the majority of answers on urban dictionary

Can whoever is writing the stuff on urban dictionary not make the definitions either sex or completely random bullshit please

by Hehe I cheated March 01, 2021