Muffin Tops

1. That barfalicious fat that hangs over the top of a person's pants when their jeans are a few sizes too small.

2. The most delicious and fattening part of a muffin that results in definition 1.

That girl ate so many muffin tops that she turned into one.
An example of you are what you eat.

by chronic-psychedelic March 8, 2009

Top Me

A term usually used by bottoms when expressing a want/desire they have for someone to be dominant with them and/or fuck them. Probably roughly ;)

Girl 1: “Oh god, Michael b. Jordan is so sexy, he could top me any any day.”

by Shalissa008 February 8, 2020

Shock Top

A Belgian Ale brewed to tasty perfection just like a BLUE MOON. This bier is also sometimes served with and ORANGE

I'm getting off work and grabbing me a cold SHOCK TOP.

by UnWERTzacht October 21, 2008

Tops and Bottoms

Referencing to how gay relationships have sex, the top is the one who gives, and bottoms are the ones who receive

“Yeah my last girl kept trying to top me”
“What a shame, if you were mine you would not get the same”

Tops and Bottoms mannnn

by cashmoneymads March 22, 2020

The Top Tens

A gay website where people complain too much

The top tens is so full of negativity

by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018

top shelf

When someone scores a goal in hockey and puts in the top of net, it goes "top shelf". See also: top cookie

HOLY MAKINAW! He put that top shelf, right next to where mama keeps the peanut butter!

by Gilmour93 April 10, 2009

muffin top

When your love handles burst out over the top of your tight pants, giving your lower back/butt the appearance of a muffin.

Man Look at Joanie over there with those skanky jeans on, she sure has a wild case of muffin top.

by Steff is my name you cow June 11, 2006