stephen

your typical horndog that likes corn dogs. he thinks he is sexy af. roommates with the holy ghosts evil brother. makes stupid rap songs at 2:12 in the morning.

girl: i want a relationship
other girl: have you seen stephen? he’s sexy af!

by suaofjwkoqoqkdndksoqow May 29, 2020

stephen

a man who forces you to do sports

stephen is here

by mad man twenty one March 25, 2021

Stephen

An anorexic nonce, Loves to befriend teenagers. Has knee's bigger than his head. Stinks of unwashed scrotum and stale weed.

Girl 1: I'm talking to a guy
Girl 2: Oh? What's his name?
Girl 1: Stephen
Girl 2: Oh god no, that Stephen is a big nonce
Girl 1: Gee! Thanks for the heads up!

by TheAbnormalBoi April 26, 2020

Stephen

Beta.

"bro that guy's such an idiot"
"I know, he's a total Stephen"

by andieleigh55 August 25, 2025

Stephen banana

Stephens with a ‘PH’ always love a good suck of a banana.Not only dose he love eating banana but loves to show off his skills to his friends.

That guy over there is really giving it a “Stephen banana”

by Stephen banana April 14, 2021

Stephen

The light, that I desperately needed in my life.. I had searched for it for that long, I had given up, loosing all hope, but there it was. The light had appeared from nowhere, it was dim, but it was there, each day growing brighter and brighter. It was a familiar light, that I had seen before, but took no notice. A light that had I taken notice years ago, could have saved me from years of darkness and might have shone brighter itself..

Stephen was the light I found in the dark path I was leading. Thank you Stephen.

Love you

by Neubolical Kay January 9, 2023

stephen coff

absolute fuckwit

wow, that fella is so gay, his name must be stephen coff

by B1 from N80 chat May 30, 2023