by marthađwasđ„°anđaverageđdog. June 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Super straight man! December 20, 2019
Get the Simpmug. Ah yes! The simp. That slippery, slimy serpent tempting girls into sleeping with him. The desperate, pathetic being that prays on the pity women bestow upon him. Perpetually celibate, the simp will do anything in an attempt to get into a girlâs pants. He showers them with gifts, praise, and attention; he leaves his infinitesimally small dignity and ego in front of any girl that be believes he has a chance with and abases himself before their will. The simp saunters in his own mind; his own fantasy where he can pretend, he is worthy of attention without needed to bribe girls to like him; in a world where being himself is enough; such an idea is foreign to the simp.
He hangs around the normal places we all do; in the library, at the coffee shop, at football games. Yet, we donât typically see him. He slinks behind shelves, walls, and bleachers. He goes to the lake yet doesnât put his foot in for if he did, he would drown in his own failure and ignominy.
His only tactic? Pity. By manipulating a girl, the simp, after years of hard work, has a slim chance to have âpity sex.â The simp lives for this moment. His will to live is fueled by his scummy ways. Contrary to real men, the simp uses pity to manipulate girls; us men use real emotional tactics like shame, guilt, fear of embarrassment, and social isolation in order to get girls to do what we want. These are much more sophisticated, and exponentially more effective, which is why simps aspire to be like us.
He hangs around the normal places we all do; in the library, at the coffee shop, at football games. Yet, we donât typically see him. He slinks behind shelves, walls, and bleachers. He goes to the lake yet doesnât put his foot in for if he did, he would drown in his own failure and ignominy.
His only tactic? Pity. By manipulating a girl, the simp, after years of hard work, has a slim chance to have âpity sex.â The simp lives for this moment. His will to live is fueled by his scummy ways. Contrary to real men, the simp uses pity to manipulate girls; us men use real emotional tactics like shame, guilt, fear of embarrassment, and social isolation in order to get girls to do what we want. These are much more sophisticated, and exponentially more effective, which is why simps aspire to be like us.
by FuckSimps June 9, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Some one who tends to over fantasize over a girl about being their boyfriend. Usually tends to listen to Juice WRLD because they are unable to express their feelings like a normal person. Will sometimes put a block of text on their Snapchat or Instagram story saying how they donât deserve the âdisrespectâ that they get from a girl.
joey: did you see micahâs snap story about simping emily?
jason: yeah dude that shit was funny asf!
joey: yeah he probably listens to juice wrld to drown out his sorrows.
jason: yeah dude that shit was funny asf!
joey: yeah he probably listens to juice wrld to drown out his sorrows.
by zofiliac February 3, 2020
Get the simpmug. 
by Throckmortontheskateboarder June 2, 2020
Get the Simpmug.