half pineapple

A cross between a yoga pose and a sexual act that's as difficult to master as is cutting a pineapple in half.

So me and kirsten totally pulled off the coveted half pineapple last night. My legs are gonna be sore for weeks

by tank mcgriffith November 14, 2011

pineapple-ing

word used in place of the word sex/sexual activities

Lauren: Would you like to pineapple with me?
Kyle: OK!!!!

or

Lauren: What were you doing last night?
Liz: I was pineapple-ing with some boy.

by Lauren and Liz November 9, 2006

Pineapple Express

The route and how fast a pineapple can be shoved up your ass.

"Dude that shit went up there pineapple express"

"No shit"

by pillheadme February 7, 2009

pineapple express

Is the sexual act and/or process performed by males, which consist of eating sweet fruits such as pineapples to generate sweet tasting semen or male ejaculate primarily for the receiving sexual partner to taste or eat after a facial

"Dude last night I gave her a taste of the pineapple express. She noticed i had eaten some pretty sweet Dole pineapples."

by norcaldude707 October 16, 2008

Salty pineapple

When you piss off a native Hawaiian and they assault you and rape you then leave you in a pineapple filed. Now you are referred to as the a salted (assaulted) pineapple.

Joe pissed off the locals and they gave him a salty pineapple
Joe is now referred to as a salted pineapple

by Theunsaltypineapple August 20, 2017

white pineapple

The act of ejaculating inside of a pineapple and leave the cum in it leaving the insides white

Parker: hey idk what you did to the pineapple but it’s amazing Jackson: oh jeez blayne did the white pineapple again
Blayne: teehee
Parker: man it’s just.. idk it’s salty and it’s discolored but it’s just magnificent

Jackson and Blayne: Parker listen that’s pretty FUCKING GAY

by AlaskaNibbasBeLikeDamnItsCold July 19, 2019

pineapple swirl

When a girl drinks a pineapple smoothie and gives you head. Not the best due to the citrus causing your dick to sting.

Bro #1: "Dude that girl totally gave me a pineapple swirl last night! "
Bro #2: " Yo man is your dick okay?!"

by chickenn00blesoup June 3, 2016