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Nate Bloomfield

A person who enjoys cookies
That Nate Bloomfield eats for a family
by Nate Bloomfield October 22, 2023
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Nate Wilson

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Nate

Nate is the type of human being that can be an utter dyslexic retard or a sweet, cute but pedophilic bitch who gets everyone's attention for being the biggest, fattest, dyslexic person you know. Nate is also the type of person to lie about who he really is, for example, he says his dick size is 20 inches, 20! but in reality we all know that when a Nate is lying about his dick size, he is an insecure fatty with a fucked up eye and will never pull a woman but will pull a man from anywhere. If you know a Nate you need to run away and even leave the country. He will most likely steal your virginity as he had done to thousands of little children under the age of 5. When a Nate encounters a woman he is NOT the type of person to talk to them or even try to rizz em up. Instead he pulls of the classic Nate face which will INDEFENITLY scare the living shit out of any woman and make them either die of his horrific looks or make them flee the country and live in Antartica. The similarity between a clock and a Pedophile called Nate is that neither goes past 12. You know if your friend or boyfriend is really a Nate if he has committed more than 35 criminal youth sexual offenses, is fat, has a fucked up eye, is scared of women, says the N word at least 20 times a day and scares the living shit out of your family and the world.
Girl: When I saw a Nate I immediately shit my pants and ran to the nearest airport to get as far away from him as possible.
Boy: I want him sexually
by cool tiktokers to followe November 12, 2023
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coach nate

“GOOOOOOOOOD”
Open, break, GOOOOOOOOOOD”-coach nate
by chow bean so big and sweet November 13, 2023
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Nate West

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Nate

Nate has a big dick and is the most loyal person you will ever meet
oh look over there its Nate he has such a big dick and is so loyal
by 954Nate November 20, 2023
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Nate

Verb. Pejorative. Australian vernacular.

1. A person who brushes his teeth once a week and subsequently has brown rotting teeth

2. Someone who steals money, supplements, vapes and used gym towels from their flatmates

3. A person who goes 3 months without doing laundry or changing his sheets despite repeated pleas from their flatmates to address the awful stench coming from their room
Your breath stinks, stop being a Nate and brush your teeth
by FrankieFunTime December 18, 2023
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