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Muff Chaser

A 'Muff Chaser' is essentially an individual who disregards all notions of self-respect or indeed respect for his friends or those around him in his pursuit of the said 'Muff'. He is a modern day 'Benny Hill' but without the humour and is a totally desperate, pathetic excuse for a person.
That Alex is a such Muff Chaser!

What a fookin Muff Chaser!
by Cult Figure May 27, 2006
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Muff-Masking

She pawned her enemy, and to establish dominance she began muff-masking his dead body before he respawned.
by Obliviate731 November 23, 2019
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Manky muff

A vey nasty, dirty, and stinky twat
"Damn man that chick probably has a manky muff"
by Cousinvinny June 29, 2017
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Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.
My Muff Potter is like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.
by kayraw April 6, 2015
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Milf Muff

A Shitty Big Nose Looking Ass Roach, That At Any Chance They Get They Annoy The Heck Out Of You, Which Causes You To Commit Suicide Because Of The Non-stop Ringing Of Their Voice In Your Ear, And Would Do Anything To Get On Someones Dick.
OMG I Cant Get Maleka Away From Me She Is The Wierdest, She Wants To Suck Me Off, And She Doesn't Even Know That She Is The Most Annoying Person Ever!!!
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"
by gay_slayer69420 June 22, 2021
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Muff mage

A ladies man who can get some vagina aka get laid whenever he wants by random ladies.
person 1: Oh man that guy pulls chicks

person 2: yeah he's a bloody muff mage thats for sure.
by shitshelf March 26, 2009
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muff nuzzler

The soft, nose-driven caress of a vagina post-cunnilingus during the waning stages of an orgasm. Usually shared among lesbians.
I never took Debra to be a muff nuzzler, but Goddamn, she surely knows how to nuzzle a muff.
by Smashleigh0713 September 10, 2018
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