by tiny_sunflower October 15, 2018

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.
I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.
by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021

by Sea salt dick July 12, 2018

When a male and another male hang out and fart so much around each other, that Thier colons sync up and they start farting at the same time. Like when chicks sync up their periods.
Worker 1: bro wtf, why are you so gassy in the morning?
Worker 2: I used to fart in the morning with my friend, I think I’m still stink linked to him
Worker 2: I used to fart in the morning with my friend, I think I’m still stink linked to him
by Bro mcdudeson August 9, 2018

by dro621 June 12, 2023

by Mr. Slimdickins November 22, 2020

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
by dankmanboi February 3, 2021
