Crack a Yak

To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy, fat girl.

Kevin was going to Crack a Yak after school yesterday, but I didn't let him.

by THE CHAMP 5695 March 11, 2011

CRACK SOUP

RAUMEN NOODLE SOUP MIXES

WISH I HADN'T SPENT MY MONEY ON A BUMP. NOW, I HAVE TO EAT CRACK SOUP

by WHITERUDY December 31, 2011

Crack Mode

A state in which most teenagers go through, no drugs are required to go into this state. Symptoms may include unusual behavior, mood swings, and being horny. People may not remember what happened while being in crack mode afterwards. Things that may get you into crack mode are caffeine, unusual medication, lack of medication, nighttime, and loud music.

Anthony "Hey Brian, are you horny?"
Brian "You're on crack mode aren't you?"

by freetrader0000 December 14, 2010

Kpop Crack

A place full of people who have piss kinks, scream about jisun supremacy, and need the biblia

“Please make Kiwi unban me from Kpop Crack”

by egg__420 December 30, 2020

crack factor

A term used for scaleing the amount of ones crack showing when bending over, usually rated from 1 to 10 (10 being maximum crack and possibly hair/feces)

"Oh man, pull up your pants"

"Crack factor?"

"Fuck man, id say about 7"

"Oh, sorry man"

by Taffysack October 11, 2007

Crack Splitter

A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack

Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts

by squirrely dan October 10, 2019

crack mints

mints that make you cray cray, they are very addictive and beautiful, and make sparks in the dark.

gimme them crack mints

by abbalabbalabbalabba December 5, 2007