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Cricket Cursed

The phenomenon where a cricket player leaves their cricket attire out to dry overnight and a series of 'evil spirits' sneak into the kit and curse the player.

Note: the evil spirits cause poor batting (usually scoring 0 runs), terrible fielding and erratic bowling.
Cricket Cursed: The spirits can only be discouraged from the 'whites' by a strong and serious threat of burning.

On serious occasions, it is essential to destroy (by burning) the whites to eradicate the evil spirits.
by RingGo July 23, 2017
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Milk cricket

A fat white social justice warrior who thinks poc need her guidance
That milk cricket won't stop telling me, how if I vote differently than her I'm a race traitor.
by Wowmansomeguy March 10, 2024
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Crack crickets

A crack whore that is quiet but yet chirps every once in a while that is annoying.
Walking into the doctors office I happen to see a couple of crack crickets.
by Master ski November 21, 2023
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Cricket Blunt

Wrap preferable live crickets in weed, wrap the weed covered cricket with your paper of choice (hemp paper preferably), light it, and enjoy.
Hey bro pass me that cricket blunt while the cricket still alive.
by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025
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Shit cricket

Someone who steals money from another for financial gain *Jimmy Controversy
You better give me back my money you little shit cricket
by SMACK A RONI May 13, 2022
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mud cricket

A softball team from Maine. Group of people that work hard and play even harder. The North Woods Outlaws bring a lot of the mud cricket out in people at their shows. Just asked them "Doesn't matter the time of day you can hear them all chirp a mile away" -NWO
The mudcrickets were playing and the crowd was going chirp chirp!! "She ain't a hoe, she just a mud cricket" - NWO
by Ardnekk August 31, 2022
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Liquor Cricket

Everyone knows the liquor cricket type… girls that only chase after bartenders. Whether they work in the service industry themselves or are just bar patrons, there’s always a few liquor crickets posted up at the bar flirting their butt off.
Check out that liquor cricket over there chatting up Brad.
by thatyelpbitch June 11, 2022
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