Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.

Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.

by Smegladon December 18, 2023

cricketting

The subtle act of stimulating your penis using just your legs by rubbing them together; usually performed in public. Done correctly, cricketing can provide a very stimulating experience.

Dude did you see the girl in the front row, I couldn't stop cricketting, I got jizz in my shoes now

by Dog_vagina June 28, 2015

cricket

A really amazing person, who, might not seem like anything at first sight, but, ends up truly surprising you. A cricket might not be the most noticeable or eye-catching person in the room, but once you meet them, they are the spotlight of everything you do. Its truly an honor to love a cricket.

"He might not seem like much, but trust me, he's a true cricket."

by Urny Purny November 21, 2021

Cricket

Sexual

I’m partial to cricket

by Einnob February 8, 2021

Lick the cricket

When a woman with diarrhea shits herself and has her clitoris cleaned with a human tongue.

The pigeon lady blew her ass out in the park and now she's asking legless Larry to lick the cricket

by Piratemothafuckinsteve69 July 26, 2022

Mud cricket

A female who enjoys white claws only slightly more than giving blow Jon’s to ransoms guys driving their fathers truck. Often found in the Hogwaller mud holes just outside of Palatka fl. Can be identified by the rubber boots and push up bikini top she wears. Also frequently screams “yeet yeet” for absolutely no reason.

This mud cricket is covered in mud and wants to blow me and my buddy.

by Old drunk. June 25, 2021

cricketers tan

Having a V neck and lower arm tan after standing in the field all day. But everywhere else is pale e.g your body and legs ( known to non cricketers as a T shirt tan )

"Yours arms and neck are really tanned but the rest of you is Pale, how's that possible?"

"That's because I play cricket, this is a cricketers tan"

by CricBadger July 28, 2016