by Some rando out there January 23, 2022

The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.
by leafenway October 20, 2012

by Danku-Kun September 30, 2020

when someone needs to stop complaining about the situation or a person, one uses this phrase to tell them to just tolerate it.
Friend A: I don't like my clothes wet. Can I go home and change?
Friend B: Just suck it up, dude! We are already late because of the rain.
Friend B: Just suck it up, dude! We are already late because of the rain.
by bluuuuuuuuuuu November 25, 2022

The act of playing hours and hours of Call of Duty to the point where you care about nothing else, including friends, partying, and communication with other human beings.
Tim: "Dude, instead of going to Kelly's party last night and getting shwasted, I stayed home Sucking COD for 17 hours!"
Tim's Friend: "Dude, you really need to stop sucking COD its bad for you".
Tim's Friend: "Dude, you really need to stop sucking COD its bad for you".
by wtown November 14, 2011

A suckle given only by Layne Cargill herself. This suckle, or suckage, is very prime and more exquisite than any other’s.
Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?”
You: “Just received a Cargill Suck and it’s hard to focus on my footsteps.”
You: “Just received a Cargill Suck and it’s hard to focus on my footsteps.”
by kurtcolayne October 22, 2019

by Ezra is fat January 19, 2022
