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Zoidberg

This is the term used to describe the action of a person with a split-tongue body modification going down on someone. Often accompanied by the sound "whoopwhoop whoop whoop whoop."
Oh god Zoidberg, your tongue is amazing whoopwhoop whoop whoop whoop!
by Justice_League August 15, 2009
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zoid

A sentient Cyber-organic life form living on the Planet Zi. Mainly used for war or labor.

A Mecha from the Anime Series or Model kit line of the same name.

some sort of Golf club..
by Rob T September 15, 2003
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Zoidberg

a crab-like person or creature. tell tale signs include crab movement in the hands and hideous disfigurement. eyes tend to look in different directions.
may attack when angry.
by WOOP WOOP GO ZOIDY July 20, 2007
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zoid

(Zoid)
1.The slang term for "white person", derived from the word "Caucasoid".

2.A derogatory term used to describe a know it all/uppity (white) person.
"Someone needs to tell that zoid to slap their noisy kids the hell up before I do."

"Yea, I had to listen to those zoids talking all over their face as usual."
by WordZombie January 11, 2009
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ZAIDS

ZAIDS, also known as zombie AIDS. You're most likely to get zombie AIDS during the zombie apocalypse. Some zombies carry this rare disease, and with one bite, it will infect your blood. First, you'll start feeling ill, maybe a little sick. You might get really tired, and pale. You'll have between 10 and 20 hours before you die a slow and painful death. Then, after you die, you will become a zombie, like when people normally get bitten by a zombie. The only difference is, you will have ZAIDS. And zombies with ZAIDS are much more powerful than zombies without them, their bite is more deadly, and it transforms humans into zombies a lot quicker. So, good luck during the apocalypse.
1st guy: Hey dude, this weird zombie bit me, and now I feel ill.

2nd guy: OMG YOU GOT ZAIDS!
by IkazXgem September 18, 2010
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ZAIDS

A type of modern day spreading disease in which, when the victims are infected become what are commonly known as 'emos' or 'scene kids'.

There are many symptons, but the most primary are;
-Long hair, but with a fringe.
-Intense annoyance
-Using the phrase 'suck out'
-A wacked out taste in fasion, often trying to touch into the 80s to try be 'cool'.
-Unhealthy obesession with 'myspace'.
-Taste of 'emo' music.

The origins of the term are unknown, but is widely used by the 'non scene', especially 'metalheads'.
1. Oh no! He's caught the Zaids!
2. 'Llow that shit bruv, all those gashes got Zaids bruv'.
by Dr.Manapaletoon April 24, 2007
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zoidberg

When a females pussy is so shot out that her pussy lips dangle like the mouth of futureamas Dr. Zoidberg.
Yo homie see that broad over there
Yeah
I hit that shit last night
Eww mafucka I hope you wore a Jimmy she a zoidberg
by ghostofmyformerself July 19, 2015
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