Zipper Muffin

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss

Man, did you see that girl's zipper muffin? I coulda swore it said something to me.

by Ryan March 13, 2005

zippered up

To be murdered due to an act of disrespect and placed in a coroner's bag.

If that punk bitch keeps fuckin around and don't pay me my money he's gonna get zippered up.

by Got it on the Low March 2, 2009

Zipper Bumping

male becomes erect enough that his penis is pressed against the zipper of his pants.

Yo Ming! you see those two asian school girls making out on the bus, got me straight up zipper bumping....ya digggggg?

by RidiculousIsHe February 27, 2015

zipper fight

When you dry hump your girlfriend.

Dude did you finally get some? Hell no we just had another zipper fight and a wasted boner.

by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016

zipper snipper

When the zipper in your pants cuts your dick off.

I was so hungover, I gave myself a zipper snipper

by Wonky Tonky September 1, 2016

zipper lickin pond lizard

Female that tends to hangout around ponds or lakes where groups of males tend to gather drink and fish,these females tend to be cum dumpsters for these men and don't care if the are in a relationship!

That woman is a zipper lickin pond lizard.

by Ringer77 May 31, 2018

zipper queen

a majestic white buffalo found in the valley of California. Always spotted with different color hair each time. Very friendly greeter, always a cute smile.

DUDE I SPOTTED THE ZIPPER QUEEN! I would like to explore the land beyond the zipper!

by BoogerKyle October 14, 2020