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infinite fail

The TRUE highest form of fail known to mankind. Reaching this level of fail means only one thing:

You've failed so much that you have surpassed epic, you are no infinite in your failure and deserve to be put to rest
Tom - Cena not selling that move was epic fail
Richard - no he has surpassed epic fail, he is infinite fail, he has failed so many times that saying he epically has will be an understatement
by teh entertainer™ May 14, 2009
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Infinite Troll

A situation in which two trolls accidentally troll each other resulting in an everlasting face off where there is no clear troll and trollee. Even when it is conceded that an 'Infinite Troll' has occurred, often the trolls will still troll each other arguing over who realised the other was a troll first. It can become quite dangerous at times and has even been outlawed in some countries. All of which don't exist.

Can often be referred to as a 'Troll paradox'.
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by evergar September 11, 2011
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Infinite P

Used as a slap bet and stands for Infinte Percent. If someone says "Infinte P" that something did or will happen and it doesn't or didn't happen, the person that the bet was made against gets to slap the person that made the bet.
Friend: "I Infinite P you won't fuck that girl."
Other friend: "If I do, I get to slap you."
by Kodak Zach June 15, 2016
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Infinite Amogus Theory

We are in an infinite loop of existential dread and anger. Once one among us disappears another one takes its place. We are all sus and imposter at the end of the day. This is the groundhogs' day of society. As this loop continues we will all infinitely suffer and go towards eternal damnation. At the end of the day, it's all about the friends we made along the way, as it's the only way we can drown out our sorrows and pain. Amogus will always be there, or else u will be square...
We are all eternally trapped in the infinite amogus theory destined to suffer.
by Haxor48 March 3, 2021
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Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem

The infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem is a theorem that was sparked in the early 21st century and still leaves philosophers baffled. The base premise of the theorem assumes that a Fruit-Roll Up is rolled around the shaft of a male's penis. This then begs the question, "Is it gay if you were to take a bite out of a Fruit-Roll Up that was miles in diameter but at its center, wrapped around a penis?"

Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.

It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.
"I saw a massive Fruit-Roll Up in my front yard today and was about to take a bite but then remembered about the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem and did not want to be associated with any form of gayness."
by fruitrolluptheoreminventor March 21, 2022
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Fun is infinite

J/ Creepy ass sonic with blue gfuel on their body
SRS/ a scary sonic cd Easter egg not meant to be originally scary but became scary due to the musical change of the USA version and Japanese version.
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by Massive rotating balls god April 23, 2022
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Inside, I am Infinite

A saying used by Musashi Miyamoto. This means that the inside of a person has infinite things that define them. Their personality, thoughts, and actions cannot be pinpointed to one thing. Hence, everyone is infinite inside.
"why am I the way that I am?"
"everything that happened to you shapes who you are, hence, Inside, I am Infinite
by Lance6 June 23, 2022
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