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zidane

Large or growing bald spot on usually occurring on back of head.
Damn, John your zidane is getting bigger everyday!
by charith June 3, 2005
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Zidane

The ZIDANE is the latest in explosive sexual techniques, where one partner lies on top of the other's back and places their head in between the buttocks of the other partner. The head is then pushed as hard as possible into the dirty starfish until the partner lying face down screams out "you DIRTY terrorist!!", which indicates that the Z spot was hit. This move is also called the "Head2Butt", and can be used as a noun or a verb.
Noun usage: Howie knew he performed the Zidane magnificiently when Cecil yelled out "you mother fucking DIRTY terrorist!!" while sweating from his teeth.

Verb usage: Howie opened his buttcheeks with his sweaty palms in anticipation of being Zidaned by Cecil.
by ChathamChewy August 21, 2006
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zishan

what’s wrong with my face?”
“zishan.”
by ploppieeeeee November 23, 2021
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Om Zidane

Om Zidane is an egyptian slang word that translates to {Thot} or {Whore}.
It is used as an insult most of the time.
Person 1: Look at that girl over there...ughh I hate her
Person 2:Yeah, she's such an Om Zidane
by urabnndicktionator September 14, 2019
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Zidane

To head butt someone with extreme force
I will "zidane" you so hard that you will fall to the ground
by ilikepiealot December 16, 2008
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Zidaane

Absolute dickhead. Abuses everyone he sees. Yet people get along with him. He can be the best refree in football.
Have you seen that Zidaane?
by Frarod17 March 27, 2017
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zidane

A great soccer player. However, in the World Cup 2006, he hit an Italian players chest and received a red card. A bright career ended with a worst note ever. He retired in an upset wa
Zidane is a French soccer player
by trang July 11, 2006
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