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Zeehan

The criminal act of being completely and undefinably sexy.
Did you see the new kid at school? He was freaking zeehan.
by Brookar October 18, 2008
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squornshellous zeta

Squornshellous Zeta Dimly illuminated and very very swamp-intensive, Squornshellous Zeta is the source of almost all the Galaxy's mattresses. Said mattresses (all of which are called Zem) spend most of their time flolloping, globbering, volluing, and vooning. Said activities make the planet a favourite destination of etymologists. The Zem themselves remain a foot tall, until they are freeze-dryed and cleaned, and made into mattress-size corpses (which are promptly used as mattresses). It is a process which, strangely enough, they don't seem to mind at all.
Marvin the Paranoid Android was invited to squornshellous zeta to give a speech marking the opening of a giant new bridge intended to revive the economy of the Squornshellous System, said bridge also costing the total sum of the economy of the entire planet to create and the whole ceremony ended in tears. Marvin was plugged into the bridge and the whole cyberstructure instantly folded itself up and collapsed (presumably after being directly exposed to Marvin's chronically depressed view of the Universe). Marvin was left stranded in the swamp with only the mattresses to talk to, until robots from Krikkit stole his leg, and then the rest of him.
by galakticpoogiebug June 17, 2008
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zetla

Arabic slang for "weed", use by french drug dealaz.
"want some pure shit ? i got som bomb azz zetla for you dude"
by Don Gizzzzle June 14, 2007
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Zetta Male

A classification of males that exhibit a particular set of "quirks"
symptoms of being a zetta male: No humor, always pissed off when someone uses humor on them, trying to be funny but fails to do so.
Person 1: "Omg, V*nce is such a Zetta male, I heard he was trying to explain how the word 'sus' means Sulfur, Uranium, Sulfur"
Person 2: "Omg, My mom loves Zetta male!!!!"
by k0rt October 8, 2021
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ZEHAHAHAHAHA

Blackbeard's laugh
ZEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
by TheOnePieceLover May 29, 2023
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catherine zeta jones

One of the most talented and gorgeous women in Hollywood. She is the envy of many woman because she is physically flawless, and wins Oscars at the same time. Is married to Michael Douglas.
Jane: "Did you see Catherine Zeta Jones in Intolerable Cruelty?"

Anna: "Yes. I would kill to look like her. I would even kill her."

Jane: "Wouldn't everyone?"
by Someone8829 August 3, 2006
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Zephaniah

Nice handsome down to earth boy good with the ladies
Girl u need to go get a zephaniah
by Jalon December 21, 2016
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